A Very Important Public Service Announcement

Dearest Patrons, Innocent Bystanders, Offenders and the like:
Visible Panty Line is a very serious issue throughout the great United States, it's territories and... the world!  It causes astronomical discomfort and volatile responses from those unlucky enough to view it as well as means the rest of your pants are too tight, which in itself can not be healthy (or sexy for that matter).  I, myself, have been on the viewing end of one of the most heinous panty line offenders on the western side of the Mississippi.  I understand the pain and horror one deals with and the trauma that ensues following a sighting.  There are few resources to help one cope with the atrocities of VPL.  However there are a few remedies for Visible Panty Line, the few that exist are highly effective and most often economically sound.  The following are a consideration and can even be given as gifts to the most serious offenders:  Thongs, g-strings, VPL free granny grich (yes it exists) and of course, the always free and often refreshing free ballin'.  I am reaching out to my fellow victims, we must unite and stop the global pandemic known as Visible Panty Line.