An Ode to Fizzle - The Best Ford Focus Ever

When I first laid eyes on you, you sparkled.

When I first started you, you purred.

Now you are dirty and don’t like to start when it's cold.

But who am I to judge?  I am the same way, now that I am old.

It’s ok that you have crank windows and push locks.

If anyone talks S I will shoot 'em with my glock.

It’s ok that you have a stick shift.

It keeps me from getting stuck in snow drifts!

Some have called you “ghetto” or a “piece of crap”

But I shut their mouths with a good ol’ slap.

The dent on your door and the crack in your mirror

Add charm and made my adoration clearer.

We have been all over the western half together

And our times will only get better

As long as you don’t break down….

Because then I will hate you forever.