The Things I Say...

I thought I would provide a little insight about the things I say and provide examples.

Broad: The typical definition is "wide in extent from side to side".  My definition is a woman.  Any woman will do.  It is not meant to be derogatory, though often sounds it and is simply in reference to an average woman.  This is different than most who use it to identify a woman's stupidity.
Negative example: "That's one numb broad!" 
My example:  "Is that broad really wearing jeggings?"

Tonic:  Soda, Soda pop.  A carbonated drink.  Tonic is old school and my grandma said it.  She was badass, and that's why I keep the word a live.
Example: "Hey broad, get me a tonic!"

THE "C" Word: Now this is my derogatory word for a woman.  Quite possibly my favorite word in the English language due to the fact that it is only four letters and can cut through someone like a knife and invoke an outrageous reaction.
Example:  Yeah right!  My mom reads this, she will kill me!

Bubbler:  Commonly known as a water fountain or water cooler.  Sorry people, its a water bubbler.  This is a New England term and it bubbles when the water comes out, DUH!
Example from my kindergarten teacher:  "Alright brats, get in line for the bubbler."

Wicked: usually meaning evil by nature and in practice... OR in New England it means "extremely" or "really" or "very".  It is used as an adjective to describe extreme.
Example:  "This Sam Adam's Summer is wicked good."  "My mom is a wicked bad driver."

Breakies:  Short for breakfast.  Din or Din Din: short for dinner
Example: "I want breakies for din."  (I also have a dance known as the "breakies for din" dance).

Grinder: A mechanical device that grinds.  However, in New England it represents a submarine sandwich.
Example:  "Jimmy John's has the best grinders EVER!"

Whiskey Tangs: White Trash, derived from the phonetic alphabet of W and T.  I think I am being sneaky when I am in Wal-Mart and state: "Oh my god, look at that whiskey tangs dragging her kid by their hair."

The Gay: Refers to Subway.  Initially started from eating lunch with my best friend who is a super gay.  We would go to SubGay, then shortened to The Gay.  Which I just realized is not shorter at all...
Example: "I want to eat at The Gay for lunch"

Drank:  Alcoholic Beverage.  I got this from watching some show on the Appalachian Mountains.  They call their Mountain Dew their "drank".  It made me laugh.
Example:  "Make me a drank." (This is Matt's job by the way.)

Bear Pig Cat Chicken Dog: My dog Jester... he looks like a bear, snorts like a pig, hates going outside like a house cat, has skinny chicken legs, but is supposedly a dog.

I hope this provided some understanding.  If you have any questions about things I say, please feel free to ask.  I will gladly explain. 

Good Morrow to you sirs.

Added by request:

Crucial or croosh:  Typically meaning of high importance, necessary.  I mean it as totally badass.
Example:  "My zebra print creepers are totally croosh".

Ish:  Short for issue.
Example:  "What's your effin' ish?"

Premiere: Pronounced Pruhmeeah - the best of the best.  Usually in reference to parking spots close to the door, "premeire parking".